Mommy, don’t be mad at me,
for writing on the wall.
You told me not to watch tv,
I didn’t watch at all!
You told me not to throw my food,
I kept it on my plate.
You said to go to bed at 9,
my lights were out at 8!
I followed all your rules,
at least the ones I could recall.
I don’t remember being told:
“No writing on the wall.